Weary of those same old package holidays to Benidorm and Falaraki? Exasperated by the predictable routine of burnt 'bits' and sandy 'cracks'?

Wanna avoid the 'summertime blues' without stepping foot outside the capital? Fancy finding a healthy helping of homemade, seaside sauce right here in the heart of London?

Then beat a flip-flopped path to Adrienne's untypically tropical living-room in your dangerously loud Hawaiian shirts and ill-fitting, crusty thongs; kick off your espadrilles; and seriously chill-out on her squashy sofas, share her holiday snapshots, stories and home movies, and suck away on one of her FAB lollies! And if you're VERY lucky, she might even let you have a nibble of her dark chocolate Magnum!