It's Christmas Eve, and Charles Dickens isn't the only one turning in his grave. As snow falls on Soho, a séance unleashes a quartet of gay and lesbian ghosts who create havoc for the inhabitants of Scrooge's hotel.

Washerwoman Helena Handcart is all in a spin. Her son, "Tiny" Tim the kitchen boy, wants to know who his father is. Meanwhile, Scrooge's celebrity niece Kelly has gone into hiding (or is it rehab?). And Bob Cratchit just wants someone to help roast his nuts.

Scrooge is set to evict them. On Christmas Eve. And without even the dignity of an incompetent interview with Davina McCall. Can the ghosts make him change his ways?

London Frontrunners would like to thank:

• The Black Cap (rehearsals)
• East End Thrift Store (costumes)
• Axis (printing)
• David Cook (photos)
• PLANarama (set)